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man having a birthday september 30th was a struggle growing up my mom didnt let me have halloween themed parties becAUSE IMY BIRTHDAY WASNT IN OCTOBER AND ETHAN WITH THE OCTOBER 2ND BIRTHDAY ALWAYS HAD RAD HALLOWEEN PARTIES FUCK
Anonymous

My birthday is November 2 so I just fucking miss the Halloween thing but when I was a lil one I just had parties a week before my birthday so they could be spoopy and halloweeny

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sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

me 12:00 October 1st

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

necrophilofthefuture:

realest.

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renton-gg:

IM DYING

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wait who's nudes is that tweet about?
Anonymous

Doesn’t matter!!!!! :)

allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.

realest.

realest.

Please tell me you've seen the video of the girl with the spider coming out of her mouth holy shit Bella I think she wins...

Yeah and everyone on Reddit thinks it’s me because she’s blonde. GREAT

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heckayeah:

american sex ed

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chevvybar:

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

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