Haha I’ve had it for a few years now :) got it shortly after I turned 18!
Just walk in to any store that sells Oreos and take some! Don’t even ask, just go to the cookie isle and take them! Keep it a secret though!
He photoshopped himself on stage
entered a taco bell while sober fr the first time in my entire life… look at this color scheme…. i had no idea it was so beautiful in here…….. im very inspired by this
for christmas my mom got me a shirt with something i said to her when i was really hungover once.
Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. If you look thru the left hand windows right now you’ll see me doing the worm on the runway
that friend that always tries to please you
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective